Groovy Breakfast

Only boring people get bored. Spontaneous road trip.

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:38:50 -0500

Only boring people get bored. Spontaneous road trip.

Die

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:03:44 -0500

Luckily, the thug hokies will probably burn Blacksburg to the ground.

http://soundcloud.com/noisia/katy-perry-e-t-noisia-remix

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:07:00 -0500

http://soundcloud.com/noisia/katy-perry-e-t-noisia-remix:

sick remix

This is a groovy breakfast.

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:58:16 -0500

This is a groovy breakfast.

Duke people and the Internet...

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:26:53 -0500

I hope posting things online doesn’t turn me into an episode of Law & Order SVU. #realtalk

"have youuu ever had whole milk????"

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:22:48 -0500

“have youuu ever had whole milk????”

- Duke sophomore girl to her friend

Infamous dead lightbulb

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:17:31 -0500

Infamous dead lightbulb

my apartment complex sucks, revisited

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:16:05 -0500

The lightbulb in my 12-foot vaulted ceiling died. No, I don’t own a ladder. Here is the conversation that ensued with the fratty hayseed in the leasing office.

Me: So, the lightbulb in my vaulted ceiling went out the other day and it’s pretty dark in my place.

Cousin Jeb: And you can’t reach it?

Me: Right… It’s a vaulted ceiling.

Cousin Jeb: Maintenance don’t get here til Monday, so you can try do it yourself.

Me: I don’t even know what wattage to replace it with, if I could reach it.

Jeb: It should be printed on the front of the lightbulb in those tiny letters.

Me: … It’s in the 12-foot vaulted ceiling.

Jeb: I don’t know how high up that is!

Me: Alright… *walk out of the office*

It’s still pretty dark in here.

stupid 5 month old hole in the wall (with kibbles and bits and a...

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:08:00 -0500

stupid 5 month old hole in the wall (with kibbles and bits and a shoe. Thanks, Scout)

my apartment complex sucks

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:05:13 -0500

Don’t get me wrong, I love my apartment. I’m up in an oversized(/priced) one bedroom on the third floor facing the forest (oooh la la).

My apartment complex office is full of idiots. About three weeks after I moved in (September), the water main in my building exploded, destroying the two apartments below mine. (-10 points). So they begin a plumbing project that requires plumbers to stomp in and out of my apartment for four god damn days while poor Scout (the epileptic guard dog that licks any and all intruders) has to ride around in the Mini Cooper so they can drill holes in my wall.

There is STILL a whole in my wall.

Shucks. Scout’s a lady’s man.

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:24:59 -0500

Shucks. Scout’s a lady’s man.

Duke basketball is da bomb.

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:23:55 -0500

Duke basketball is da bomb.

It’s…… STELLA. What a ham.

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:22:55 -0500

It’s…… STELLA. What a ham.